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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 341 - Prison Rules

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

There are three funny moments in this weeks episode... Good luck finding 'em! It's like a Holiday Easter Egg hunt! During this train wreck, Hank and Alex talk fake Christmas trees, Nat Geo films, opportunistic wolves and getting off the grid. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Yeah, this one's where everybody's at 70s, brown butt, you know what I'm saying? 5 5 5 5.5.

0:17.0

5.

0:18.0

5. 5.

0:20.0

You don't have to show off and count higher than me?

0:23.0

Don't you love them when you see a kid and they're like,

0:25.0

1, 3, 4, 5, 8?

0:27.0

Kids are like, how high can you count?

0:30.0

I'm like, until I get bored.

0:32.0

That's actually a really good answer. I can count until I get bored. How about you?

0:38.0

Luckily I get bored at about nine. One, two, whenever you go on a shoot with somebody and you want to do a sound check, that's

0:47.5

how I do it with somebody.

0:48.5

I say, hey, can you just count to 10 for me?

0:51.6

Yeah.

0:52.8

The number of times somebody looks at me as though I'm kidding.

0:57.2

I'm like, no, I'm doing a sound check.

0:58.9

Just if you could count to 10 so I could see how loud it is.

1:02.4

And then it's a, if a person talks like this like during like if you're interviewing or you're talking to him on camera whatever they're going to be on camera they talk like this they count to 10 like this one yeah, 2, 3, and then you set all your levels...

1:15.0

And then they like drop off halfway through 2.

1:17.0

5, 6, 7.

1:20.0

You're like, okay, is that how you...

1:22.0

Is that how you're going to talk to me? Yeah, that's, you know,

1:24.1

I'm going to talk like that. Okay, tell me your name. Oh, hi, I'm Alex.

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