That's how old people clear their throat.

The older you get, the more you sound like some sort of deranged turkey. since it was just Thanksgiving. I gotta clear my...

I gotta clear my...

I got somebody in my throat.

That's how I clear my throat now.

Like if I'm at a restaurant or something I need to clear my throat. It used to just be...

Mm-hmm. Or you get up to speak at a microphone. Try to be all polite about it.

But I want my throat to be cleared.

I don't want to do it 50 times.

So,

that works, you know. And then you get some looks like you're at a restaurant you want to clear your throat

That's the way to do it and that's way if you're clearing your throat

Chances are you're trying to get somebody's attention that ain't gonna get anybody's attention

nobody's attention nobody's cares nobody's nobody's gonna listen to that.

Right? You're in a restaurant full of people, tink in a glass, you want to, you know, give a toast.

Tink, tink, tink, tink. Here, I'll try to tink something.

No, I don't have anything to tink.

Okay, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Those are like sure-fire ways not to get anybody's attention but if you go

mhm into a microphone I swear to you I promise to you I promise you that the room

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