It's a back to school themed episode.

Florida Man breaks into a school and leaves a nasty trail.

Our former co-host Greg gives his top 10 back to school tips.

And finally Josh and myself share a high school story that literally changed the world forever.

Welcome to episode 340. Starting Florida Men on Florida, Man.

Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away.

That's where my heart is yearning ever, home where the old folks stay. Welcome to Florida Men on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty.

The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.

How are you best friend?

You doing good?

Oh my gosh, I have been better.

Tell me about it.

I think, I think, like, peak for me was day one of age eight.

Come on, I remember that. I got i got this yeah i got this hockey thing that just

had a big fan on it and i would play in the garage by myself in the dark yeah so you would strike

the puck and it blows it back to you and you just buy back and forth volley with something like that's like

air hockey but the problem with air hockey is you got to put air on the whole table. Come on, right, right. When it's air puck, you just got to put air on the puck, dude. And you've been saying that, but dude, a lot of people don't know this about you. You were actually decently recognized in the street hockey league for a bit.

You did well for yourself.

Yeah, I mean, the puck was as big as a pancake. Come on. Come on. Which is subjective, isn't it? I could hit that from a quarter mile. Speaking of a quarter mile, we're back in school. If you have kids or you are a kid, you're back in school. and we kind of themed this episode around that because we got really angry at traffic last week

and decided to write 90 minutes about it. or you are a kid, you're back in school, and we kind of themed this episode around that

because we got really angry at traffic last week and decided to write 90 minutes about it. Yeah, and sorry. Like, congrats and sorry. Yeah. You're back in school. Dude, here's the thing. If you're in high school listening to us, well done, you're a cool kid. If you're in middle school, it's touch and go. If you're in elementary,

just sign off. Don't listen to, that makes us uncomfortable from being real with you. You can't be... Can I ask a personal question here in the cold open? To the children or to myself? Everyone. Yes, go ahead. Do you remember Channel 1 and can we be the Channel 1 going forward.

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