5 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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In this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty discuss your favorite Florida Man headlines (fake nurses, "I was just being silly" criminal defenses, and more). The guys then share personal (and embarrassing) stories about how their reputations have preceded them.
Last but not least, it's a PSA about transportation safety, featuring the top five craziest roadway incidents in Florida history! Highlights include Santa running from the police, an alligator speed bump, and a Florida Man arrested for driving a lawnmower down the interstate.
Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union: Florida.
To learn more about the show, visit our website at www.fmofm.com.
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| 0:00.0 | We have your favorite Florida men headlines. |
| 0:03.1 | We share embarrassing stories of how our reputation precedes us, |
| 0:06.5 | and we cover insane Florida traffic stories, including Santa Claus escaping police at 120 miles an hour. |
| 0:13.6 | Welcome to episode men. Welcome to Florida men on Florida men with Josh Mills and Wayne McArty Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty. |
| 0:41.0 | The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. |
| 0:53.0 | Welcome to episode 339, babes. How are you all? What's going on, dude? |
| 0:57.8 | Dude, I'm so pumped to be on 339. I didn't think I was going to make it here. Come on. Why is that? |
| 1:03.3 | Just because of the traffic. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty bad. And then I was like, I was like, I got to get there. And then I did that, you know, the Batman thing. Mm-hmm. That's right. That's right. Now, dude, I'm glad you're here, man. I don't want to do this alone, never, ever. So first time listening, welcome to our show. Bless you. Good luck making it through the episode. If you're a returning listener. Oh, please. It's a good one. It's a special one. Yeah, it is. We just did a Patreon special. |
| 1:11.3 | Patreon special with our good friend through the episode. If you're a returning listener. Oh, please. It's a good one. It's a special one. |
| 1:27.8 | Yeah, it is. We just did a Patreon special. Patreon special with our good friend Tony from Spectrum News 13. So patreon.com slash from Moffam podcast to hear all that. And we just relaunched, drum roll, please. Josh, got drum roll on that soundboard over there. I got, yeah, hold on, hold on here. Press one of those buttons for me real fast. |
| 1:24.8 | Anyone, anyone. |
| 1:26.2 | Okay. |
| 1:27.6 | Oh. please. Josh, got drum roll on that soundboard over there. I got, yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on. Press one of those buttons for me real fast. Anyone, anyone? |
| 1:46.6 | Okay. Oh, that's probably not the best. |
| 1:50.2 | Now, Sunnico's Clubhouse is back. Our kids show, the kids' version of our show, |
| 1:55.1 | it's basically the same show, but appropriate and truthful, right? So it's for, it's for your |
| 2:00.7 | kids and for you, but it's |
| 2:04.2 | Peyton Ward, one of our hosts who does out of the office for our show. Yeah, what a fresh |
| 2:09.9 | voice. They call her the fresh voice of a generation. Podcasting. They call her, Joe Rogan |
| 2:16.3 | called her that. And so it's sunny coast clubhouse. It is the, it's a, it's a branch of our show. Same type of stuff, but for your kids, we just launched on Monday of the back to school episode. Oh, God. Let me tell you. I mean, kids were pumped to hear it, but also sad, right? It was tough to record it because, you know, you're doing it for kids and you're going like, isn't school fun? You know, and like every kid in the country is just like, yeah, there. Like we just talked with Tony. That's right. Where's our journalistic integrity? The difference between us and Tony is that Tony is a true journalist and we are just vagabonds trying to find our way throughout this. |
| 2:55.9 | Vagabond journalist. That's right. So tune in to Sondy Clubhouse, but if you want the adult |
| 3:00.2 | stuff, like if you want the grown-up stuff, the stuff that's going to make you question a lot |
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