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Episode 340: Linguisticat

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2020

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

We recap the Oscars, share our love for Laura Dern, and this week in Blind Items, some particularly juicy awards show goss. Want to support the show? Follow us on Patreon page and get weekly bonus exclusive content!

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0:00.0

Oh no, are we doing double blasts from the bass? Because you better lose yourself in the music, mommy.

0:14.5

You're only man never let it go. You only get one shot. Do not miss J. It's the blow.

0:20.0

His opportunity comes. What's in the lifetime? Yes, I am J. M. N. M. J. M. N. M.

0:27.0

You can call me J. M. N. M.

0:28.9

I'm going to have to pitch.

0:31.8

I have, I mean, I know that we're going to talk all about this, but I cannot even begin to tell you

0:36.9

how the bar I was in exploded when M&M came out at the Oscars. Everyone was singing. Everyone was

0:45.0

confused. It was one of my greatest Oscar moments. Welcome to page seven. Welcome. Yes, hello.

0:50.8

My name is Holden, but today you can call me homonym. Okay. No, I don't even know what that is

0:57.5

grammatically, but I know it's some sort of a word thing. It's like when something two words

1:03.2

have different meanings and sound the same. Homophone. Homophones. I'm sorry. Can I just say really

1:09.7

quickly to Jackie Amali? I'm sorry. Why? For introducing homonym to that. Each of two or more

1:17.6

words having the same spelling or pronunciation, but different meanings and origins like phone.

1:23.4

That's not I made that one up. What? So like it would be like if you were like, if you were like, oh,

1:30.4

fuck it. I'm not going to be one day. I'll have an island. I'll have an island. Like the

1:34.5

I of a grocery store and then like an aisle of an aisle. I'm going to fly to an aisle of the

1:41.9

Bahamas and aisle an aisle of the grocery store. You know, that type of thing. There weren't

1:47.1

any samples. This is so tragic. Molly. This is your fault. My name is Molly and I hate hominemms.

1:57.2

Hominemms. Oh, yeah. You better not quit. Gotta get it. Gotta go. Gotta rip it. Gotta rub it.

2:05.0

Gotta slap it. Gotta fuck your name. I was holding it in your hair to say that I am impressive in

2:10.4

a very fascinating way. Wow. That's really nice. See, that's what my family does it.

2:16.8

And during the holidays, it's like, oh, I got to go rap. And I go, my name is Jackie. And I'm here

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