Episode 336: Toaster Shakins 2016

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2017

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Episode and stories covered in episode: Episode 273: Verb to Noun recorded on January 25, 2016 Women putting herb balls in vagina to 'detox their wombs' have been warned of dangers Episode 277: Thank You Sky! recorded on February 11, 2016 'Here am I Lord, use me': Ted Cruz's dad says Holy Ghost authorized White House run Episode 285: Never Go Full Alex Jones recorded on March 28, 2016 Alex Jones Will Save Humanity From Satan Episode 291: Ye Olde Crooner recorded on May 1, 2016 Pat Boone: The Government Should Outlaw Blasphemy And Punish Saturday Night Live If It Blasphemes Again Episode 292: Ted Cruz Pulls Out recorded on May 9, 2016 Gordon Klingenschmitt: Gays Will 'Demand To Have Sex In Your Guest Bedroom' Episode 296: Victoria Gettman recorded on May 30, 2016 Televangelist Jim Bakker: Buy My Giant Buckets of Mexican Food Because "Things Are Coming" http://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/ Episode 306: Juggle my Poké Balls recorded on July 18, 2016 Bryan Fischer: 'It's Not Okay For Christians To Have Diverse Opinions' Episode 308: Say Super PAC! recorded on August 1, 2016 Michael Savage: Hillary Clinton 'Looks Like Stalin's Housekeeper' Episode 316: José Can You Sí… recorded on September 19, 2016 KY Gov. Matt Bevin: Election Of Hillary Clinton May Call For Shedding Blood Of 'Tyrants' And 'Patriots' Episode 320: What Would JT Do? recorded on October 10, 2016 Bryan Fischer: Diversity And Multiculturalism Are God's Curse Upon America Because We Have Become Utterly Evil Episode 322: Ishmael Brown recorded on October 24, 2016 Ted Cruz Tries To Justify Trump Endorsement To A Furious Glenn Beck Episode 334: Googly Eyes recorded on December 26, 2016 'Cum Rags for Congress': Satanists Protest Texas Abortion Law with Semen Socks

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:16.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:31.0	This is our year in review show, our 2016 Toaster Shaken's episode.
0:46.0	We went through all the episodes last year and collected all the clips we thought were the funniest clips we had.
0:53.0	And we put them all together in one big mega episode. We hope you enjoy it.
0:57.0	So without further ado, here's the first clip.
1:01.0	This clip comes from episode 273, verb to noun, recorded on January 25th.
1:07.0	This story also comes from the independent, this is a terrific story.
1:11.0	Women putting herb balls in vagina to detox their wounds, have been warned of dangers.
1:21.0	This is terrific. They're putting herb balls in there.
1:24.0	You know, I've tried to put my balls in there. Come on.
1:28.0	You know, I try to get two inches in. That's what I'm working on.
1:31.0	That's fair. That's fair. That's fair.
1:33.0	Try to get what woman has to be warned of the dangers of sticking the fucking kernels,
1:39.0	fucking secret blend of herbs and spices.
1:43.0	I'm the fucking who.
1:46.0	You know, it's like, do you see the picture of this thing?
1:49.0	I know. It's a fucking, I think this is a bouquet garden.
1:52.0	Yeah, that's what it is. It's a fucking cheese.
1:54.0	A fucking rosemary.
1:56.0	You can make a stock one.
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