Episode 335: Mad Gainz Bro!

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year! Tom and Cecil have a flashback to their old podcasting days while reading off the Tupac rap lyrics that the Sri Lankan church printed by accident. Tom predicts the end of the world while discussing news that the Pakistani Minister directed a nuclear threat to Israel based off of fake news and the guys review the many Donald Trump conspiracy theories. Stories covered in episode: Sri Lankan church service prints Tupac rap lyrics by accident Reading Fake News, Pakistani Minister Directs Nuclear Threat at Israel 58 Donald Conspiracy Theories Attacks Were Orchestrated By The CIA To Prevent Trump From Becoming President Theodore Shoebat: National Geographic Publishers Should Be Burned At The Stake For Featuring Transgender Child Gordon Klingenschmitt: Gays In US Like ISIS, 'Metaphorically' Throw Christians 'Off A Roof' Twitter makes merry over RNC's 'bonkers' Christmas greeting welcoming their 'new King' Nearly 50% of Donald Trump voters believe Hillary Clinton is involved in pedophilia ring: poll Alex Jones is a Sick Death Metal Vocalist A Finder's Guide To Facts See us live with the GAM crew on January 13, 2017. Tickets are selling out fast: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723

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0:14.9	Hey Tom Cecil, listen, I wonder what you guys think
0:19.3	Ted Cruz is joking about the case though.
0:21.2	I mean, pretty sure the man is entirely composed of it.
0:25.0	They would explain it in more Christmas nature there.
0:27.2	Now glory, hold on a fucker.
0:29.4	Tom Cecil, I'm a huge fan.
0:32.0	I feel like you need to know that I was listening to an episode.
0:37.3	And Tom said that he said, fuck out one arm shit.
0:41.7	And he was talking about hug.
0:42.8	Fuck out one arm shit.
0:44.1	We're not touching bellies and analogue.
0:46.1	And I've always believed that.
0:48.1	But ever since listening to that, I'm kind of taking it to heart.
0:51.6	And because of that, I've injected the phrase,
0:54.5	bellied of bellied in the local bar scene.
0:57.7	So when I'm going to hug strangers, they try to grow
1:00.6	with me.
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