Episode 334 - Alligator Bites Never Heal

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Fmofm, Comedy, Floridaman, Truecrime, Florida, Floridamen, History, Mystery

5 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty discuss how one Florida man stole a train in Key West, while another fled into a sewer after robbing a Lowe’s. The boys then pitch ridiculous Patreon ideas to showrunner Luke West before closing out with a deep dive into the legend of a giant alligator that terrorized a small Florida town for over two years.

Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union: Florida.

To learn more about the show, visit our website at www.fmofm.com.

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0:00.0	Starting Florida Men on Florida Man.
0:05.8	Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.
0:13.7	That's where my heart is yearning ever,
0:17.7	home where the old folks stay.
0:37.1	Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty, the podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.
0:39.8	Hello, sir. How are you?
0:44.8	You know, hello, sir. You know my coworker. He said, you know, you're a natural baritone.
0:46.1	He said that to your face?
0:52.7	Yeah. I thought, I'm a little bassy. I thought it was base, but he goes, oh, no, that's like James Earl Jones.
0:55.8	Yeah, I would call you a natural baritoneone but I would say I've been around you in seasons of turmoil where you
1:00.4	move into that base category get grisly yeah I do get grisly mm-hmm and and and
1:05.7	last time I got grisly I was that I was in a Walmart I was in a no McDonald same diff same yeah I saw very American isn't it yeah I was in Walmart. I was in a, no, McDonald's.
1:11.0	Same diff.
1:11.8	Yeah, I was all very American, isn't it?
1:14.4	Yeah, I was at McDonald's, and I had already pre-ordered because I do the app and I'm
1:19.2	comfortable doing the app.
1:20.4	Yeah.
1:20.6	Like, track me is what I said.
1:22.4	Please do.
1:22.9	Make my life easier.
1:23.9	Yeah.
1:24.9	Binko, baby.
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