Episode 333 - New Listeners Start Here
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
5 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
In this very special episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty soft reboot the show to give new listeners a chance to jump in with no need to catch up on 300+ previous installments!
Don’t worry, it’s still the same great show! This episode features the cast and crew writing bios for each other, triple the usual amount of Florida Man headlines, Josh’s favorite icebreakers (shoutout to Amish Annie), and Wayne’s favorite stories (Robert the Doll, Bone Mizell, Bessie Stringfield).
It’s brand new material that revisits many of our classic moments.
To our longtime listeners: we’re just getting started.
To our new friends: welcome to the beginning.
Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union, Florida.
To learn more about the show, visit our website at www.fmofm.com.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Starting Florida Men on Florida Man. |
| 0:04.0 | Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away. |
| 0:12.0 | That's where my heart is yearning ever, |
| 0:17.0 | home where the old folks stay. Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty, the podcast |
| 0:26.4 | where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place |
| 0:33.0 | in Florida. Wow. Wow. in florida wow episode three three three yeah we made it yeah this is this is the number of |
| 0:47.4 | the saints right come on come on yeah it's a holy number for sure um and as uh my freemason uh brother um Joshua yes |
| 0:57.1 | there's some significance to the number as well as um some some holy sanctification but i want to |
| 1:02.9 | address something really fast and elephant in the room my voice doesn't normally sound like this could |
| 1:06.7 | you tell the fans that let them know just remind them it them. It sounds more gristly. Yes. I think normally more masculine. Yeah. Right now you sound like an 18-year-old that smoked a pack of Marbleau Red. Thank you so much, man. Yeah. Well, their dad caught them with cigarettes and then said, you're going to smoke the whole pack. Yes. the next day well what you sound like the truth of the matter is an evil sea witch took my voice and put it in a shell and i'm working to get it back i'm working to get it back um but for our new listeners this episode really is for you because we are launching episode 333 almost as a reboot |
| 1:48.0 | so that you don't feel overwhelmed joining our show, joining the fan base seven years into |
| 1:54.3 | this thing. Does that make sense? Yeah, it makes sense to me. There will be no inside jokes. |
| 1:59.4 | That's right. Nothing that you don't get that's right |
| 2:02.5 | tablo la rasa come on a blank slate come on here on out uh you're gonna be on the inside of the jokes |
| 2:12.6 | now that was egyptian you said correct tabloas. Well, it was hieroglyphics. |
| 2:17.8 | Or Pentecostal. |
| 2:18.4 | It translated it into Egyptian. |
| 2:20.2 | Gotcha. |
| 2:20.9 | Gotcha, gotcha. |
| 2:21.8 | Now, we are the Florida man on Florida man. |
| 2:24.9 | My name is Wayne McCarty, and the one that doesn't sound like an old smoker. |
| 2:31.1 | Hagrid. |
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