Episode 333 - Perpetually Unemployed
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2021
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Aspiring to live in a van down by the river? Here are a few things to consider when designing your conversion van according to a couple half wits (Hank & Kevin) who know absolutely nothing about it. As always, this one promises very little educational value! We promise. Hambone! FlapJacks! Enjoy.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, test, test. |
| 0:02.0 | One, two, five. |
| 0:05.0 | Why when I start to test the mic do I try to sound sexy? |
| 0:09.0 | All right, okay. |
| 0:10.0 | Hey. |
| 0:11.0 | Like I'm just like hosting some sort of weird late night chat radio show. |
| 0:16.2 | Welcome back to Hank after dark. |
| 0:18.0 | Aink after dark. |
| 0:20.3 | Ah, take a bite of that cookie, Kevin. All right. I made chocolate chip cookies and take a bite of that. I made chocolate chip cookies and take a bite of that. |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, yeah, it's a real deal. |
| 0:31.0 | That is the real deal. |
| 0:33.0 | Is that Betty Crocker? |
| 0:35.0 | That is a, that is a... |
| 0:36.0 | That's a Nestle Stole House cookie. |
| 0:38.0 | Okay. |
| 0:39.0 | That is a chocolate chip, |
| 0:40.0 | Nestle Stole House chocolate chip cookie. |
| 0:42.0 | I guess I didn't have to say the chocolate chip part. |
| 0:44.0 | Fantastic. |
| 0:45.0 | It's a fantastic cookie. |
| 0:47.0 | There's a soft. |
| 0:48.0 | I like a nice soft. |
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