Episode 332 - Morning Ham

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This week Hank is joined by his buddy Jake to talk all about a sneezing issue, the many excuses for not catching fish and superstitions. Hambone! Enjoy.

Transcript

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0:00.0	I talk kind of quietly I imagine yeah no you just mutter I would call what you do
0:06.6	muttering I have a lot to say mutter no no no no you're not here to talk.
0:12.6	You're here to laugh at my jokes.
0:16.4	We don't need, oh, hold on, let me grab my full,
0:19.7	delicious cup of coffee.
0:21.2	Oh, how'd you keep it all full all full? Jake just spilled his all over
0:24.3	all over everything all over my floor and my blanket there's a blanket over there
0:31.2	he spilled it all over my blanket.
0:33.0	But the real loser is you.
0:35.0	Anyway.
0:36.0	That's what I'm always saying.
0:38.0	You don't have as much coffee now. I have a lot of coffee.
0:40.0	You brought the coffee. Thank you for coffee.
0:42.0	You're welcome. Check, do another check.
0:46.3	This is Jake. This is check. Check. Oh. Don't ever talk that loud during the whole thing.
0:52.4	Yeah, no, no, don't introduce you.
0:54.0	Yeah, that's fine.
0:55.0	That's fine. I'll just be quiet.
0:56.0	Be down here.
0:57.0	I haven't slept in two days.
1:00.0	We did a bit in Alaska one time
1:02.0	where I talked about not having slept in three days was it three days I have not slept in three days it was a funny bit it was really it was recurring
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