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Spilled Milk

Episode 330: Crumpets

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2018

⏱️ 27 minutes

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Thomas's original nooks and crannies English muffins.

0:04.8

And I want to be awakened by the smell fingers coming off a toasting Thomas's English

0:09.6

muffin, like, you know, get it going into my bedroom and drawing me out of bed toward the

0:14.0

toaster. Would you want it spread with butter or peanut butter? Oh I'm going

0:17.5

peanut butter like how it gets all melty and melt into those nooks and

0:20.3

crannies? But the crags still stay all crunch. Oh yes. Yes. Okay, okay.

0:25.0

Listener, if you haven't already, you have to try Thomas's nooks and crannies English muffins.

0:30.3

They are truly like no other. I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something

0:39.6

delicious eat it all and you can't have any.

0:42.0

Today we're talking about crumpets.

0:44.0

I think this is another one that we came up with during another episode.

0:48.0

I think so, yeah, like last week's Tang episode.

0:51.0

I mean, I don't think that's when we came up with it but I mean

0:54.3

last it's another one that we came up to yeah yeah it's a positive feedback loop. I

0:59.4

feel like every time I hear the word crumpet well I can't decide every time I hear you crump it I want to jump it with you

1:11.8

crump it is ripe with like rhymes.

1:15.0

We're a crack songwriting team.

1:17.0

Dump it.

1:18.0

It's drum it.

1:20.0

Pump it. Pump it.

1:21.0

Bump it. Bump it. Did I already say hump it?

1:26.0

I don't think so.

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