Episode 330: Crumpets
Spilled Milk
Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton
4.6 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2018
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Thomas's original nooks and crannies English muffins. |
| 0:04.8 | And I want to be awakened by the smell fingers coming off a toasting Thomas's English |
| 0:09.6 | muffin, like, you know, get it going into my bedroom and drawing me out of bed toward the |
| 0:14.0 | toaster. Would you want it spread with butter or peanut butter? Oh I'm going |
| 0:17.5 | peanut butter like how it gets all melty and melt into those nooks and |
| 0:20.3 | crannies? But the crags still stay all crunch. Oh yes. Yes. Okay, okay. |
| 0:25.0 | Listener, if you haven't already, you have to try Thomas's nooks and crannies English muffins. |
| 0:30.3 | They are truly like no other. I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something |
| 0:39.6 | delicious eat it all and you can't have any. |
| 0:42.0 | Today we're talking about crumpets. |
| 0:44.0 | I think this is another one that we came up with during another episode. |
| 0:48.0 | I think so, yeah, like last week's Tang episode. |
| 0:51.0 | I mean, I don't think that's when we came up with it but I mean |
| 0:54.3 | last it's another one that we came up to yeah yeah it's a positive feedback loop. I |
| 0:59.4 | feel like every time I hear the word crumpet well I can't decide every time I hear you crump it I want to jump it with you |
| 1:11.8 | crump it is ripe with like rhymes. |
| 1:15.0 | We're a crack songwriting team. |
| 1:17.0 | Dump it. |
| 1:18.0 | It's drum it. |
| 1:20.0 | Pump it. Pump it. |
| 1:21.0 | Bump it. Bump it. Did I already say hump it? |
| 1:26.0 | I don't think so. |
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