She's saying how much they want a strong woman.

What they really want is a cheerleader.

I'd like someone who's physically very frail and won't stop talking.

I just want what everybody wants. I seem to have a harder time getting it.

Hello everyone and welcome to maximum film. It's episode 330. It's time to get down and dirty.

It's your host if you're

waiting in the booth with me all my friends. So let me introduce you to them.

First up, we have the Christmas Zaddy glowing at full power right now amongst us. It's right before you go into hibernation but you're

at your most powerful but also our favorite D'eralday Woods Good.

Well, iffy, thank you.

Yeah, you know, we're in that moment where I think we start to think about others.

And the others that I really want to thank for their tireless service and

incredible skill is our nation's professional gift wrappers.

Did I get any gifts professionally wrapped this year? I did not. Did I wish I had while I was

wrapping them myself? Boy, howdy, yes, because I suck at this. You would think that having

watched all those Hallmark movies somehow by Osmosis, I would have watched all those hallmark movies somehow by osmosis.

I would have picked up some skills on like getting the corners right and where to put the

tape and how to like get it all smooth and I have the excess at the ends.

No, it's a disaster.

I wrap gifts about as well as I did when I was 12.

And because I do it like once or twice a year,

I haven't really, you know, I haven't gotten to spend my 10,000 hours

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