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Madigan’s Pubcast

Episode 33: The Queen Sherpa, Cheerleading Moms, & A Serial Stowaway

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.92.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Miller 64 and discussing the strategy behind her March Madness bracket in the Madigan Family pool. Included in this episode, " Bad Good Food", a Magic Wine Wand, an Update on Kathleen's Queen's Court, Murder Hornet Season, Morgan Stanley Endorses Bitcoin, Non-Fungible Tokens, The Sherpas of Everest, Animals Most Likely To Kill You By State, a Serial Stowaway, Columbus' Beads Discovered in Alaska, PA Cheerleading Mom Arrested, The Fake Sybil, and What to Watch this Week!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.

0:12.4

You grab yourself a drink, full of bar stool. Let's talk about what's been going on.

0:17.2

Tirmites! Welcome to Episode 33!

0:28.9

Did you have a fun St. Patrick's Day? I can't say that I did, but that's all right.

0:37.2

Hopefully there'll be plenty more in God knows. I've had enough super fun ones that sit now

0:44.4

one probably doesn't hurt my record. I think my record is solid proven as a solid

0:52.1

Celtic island drinker. You may have noticed a new addition to the desk. This is my Richard Simmons

1:00.1

Chiapet. Now it's a little dark up here normally. He lives outside on the porch while spring is springing

1:07.6

and so far none of the seeds, nothing is happening is what I'm trying to say. Nothing so far

1:14.4

and it was hard to get these things to stick. They make it sound like it's so fucking easy. It's

1:17.8

not that easy like they act like children can do this and I'm sitting there like shoving

1:22.0

it was an ordeal and he's gonna have a bald spot in the back because all the seeds fell off.

1:28.5

His chest that's his chest hair that's so funny. If this really works it's really

1:32.7

then I'm gonna buy all of them if it works because it can be my springtime project.

1:37.6

Okay, termites. March madness. Missouri already lost. But we do. That seems to happen a lot.

1:48.8

What am I drinking? Boring. A Miller 64 have you had one?

1:53.2

Way less carbs in calorie. I don't know. It's like a mcultribute even less but I like it better.

1:58.1

I shouldn't say that out loud but I do. I like mcultribute but

2:03.2

and I know you real beer drinkers are going to start to holler and have me. That's not real beer.

2:08.4

I know. But you know when you're out in a boat and you plan on drinking like a hundred

2:13.6

you can't have a hundred spotted cows. You can die. And here's my little tiny shot glass.

2:18.2

It doesn't have a shot in it but I tell me these aren't the cutest solo cups you've ever seen in

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