Episode 32: A Discount Murder, Killer Clowns, & A 118-Year-Old Torch Bearer

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show toasting listeners with a Jameson shot in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, with a Bud Light chaser. She showcases her Moonman Irish hoodie from Barstool Sports and reads a letter from a fan who sent Frank’s RedHot Ranch Seasoning mix, which she looks forward to preparing for next week’s Pubcast. Also included, “BAD GOOD FOOD”, Update on Kathleen's Queen's Court, Fake Heiress Anna Delvey, Elizabeth Holmes Baby Drama, Banksy Game Changer, Animals Most Likely To Kill You By State, Drinks on a Volcano, , Discount Murder For Hire, Missouri Preacher's Perfect Woman, 118-Year-Old Torch Bearer, The Most Relaxing Song Ever, Murderous Royal Clowns and What to Watch This Week.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.
0:12.4	You grabbed yourself a drink, full of bar stool. Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.6	Termites. Welcome to episode 32. Fire. Pretty, pretty psyched up about this one. Why? Because, well,
0:34.4	there's a shitload going on. And it's St. Patrick's Day. It's our episode of it anyway. And sadly, this
0:41.2	is too big for me, but I ordered this from bar stool sports because I thought it was hilarious. It's
0:46.0	only as I have, I know you can't see it if you're listening. Do you know bar stool sports? Follow
0:51.6	them on Instagram, listen to their interviews or podcasts. It's great if you like sports. It's just
0:55.5	they're funny and they get the information out, but it's a little more Lucy Goosey than St. ESPN or
1:01.5	something like that. It's an astronaut with a solo cup holding an Irish flag. It makes no fucking
1:10.3	sense at all. And I thought it was the funniest thing random. I love that he has a solo cup. I
1:16.0	just love it. But the smallest they made was medium and they're clearly dude sizes. So instead,
1:23.6	I have chosen my shadow creek little sweatshirt that Mr. fancy pants around white got me.
1:29.9	It's a very secret course. Somewhere in America, I can't tell you where it would blow the secret.
1:34.3	I'm gonna get this out of the way. Boom. Okay, there's a lot of sherabas that's today because there's
1:39.7	a lot going on. Speaking of St. Patrick's Day, this fan supporter Karen C. Ryan sent me and I can't
1:49.3	wait this honestly. This is going to go to my mom who's cruising through here next weekend. These
1:55.3	are C's made St. Patrick's Day candy. And my mother is the she's the candy monster. But guess what
2:04.1	I am. This lady sent me two scratch offs. What? That's right. And I eventually I go to every state.
2:10.8	So if I win, I can cash for me and I haven't done that. So thank you Karen for that. That was very
2:14.4	nice. And she sent Ranch dip. It's Frank's red hot seasoning mix, which I'm gonna prepare next week.
2:21.7	It's looks great, doesn't it? And I will let you know how Frank's red hot ranch dip seasoning mix.
2:29.6	I will do this this week. I'm also going to go to Taco Bell in Nashville and get the chicken
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