Episode 33: Breakin' In
You Look Nice Today
You Look Nice Today
4.7 • 897 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2009
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
While under the influence of y, we reveal that:
- Merlin once put x in an envelope.
- Scott hoped another guy’s x would draw attention away from his own -(x).
- Adam = 2x.
If y = “tequila,” solve for x.
Also: Belch alert. Home invasion defense strategies, Breakin’ In to find new friends, the tyranny of drinking glass etiquette, deep in Larry David territory, tip strategies, Adam’s got another ninja sword, Scott’s got a flask, Merlin’s got a cognitive bias.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh God. |
| 0:02.0 | Oh, geez. |
| 0:04.0 | Oh, geez. |
| 0:05.0 | Oh, I'm gonna throw up. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:09.0 | It's Friday's macaroni and cheese day at the Hofprow. |
| 0:14.0 | I literally just sprint at home with a pound of meat and up at a pint of macaroni and cheese. |
| 0:21.0 | And I just ate the entire thing with a leader of |
| 0:23.6 | seltzer. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh it's like a bechamel it's a very rich sauce. Oh God |
| 0:29.5 | it's not going to get in the ways. You look nice today, a journal of emotional hygiene. |
| 0:49.1 | I have the problem of publicly swearing that I'll never go back to a restaurant. |
| 0:55.0 | You know, if they've for the seventh time put mustard on my sandwich, I'll tell them, |
| 0:59.3 | that's it, we're done. |
| 1:01.3 | You really do that? |
| 1:02.3 | I don't see you being that guy. You really do that. |
| 1:03.4 | Well, I'm not that guy and that's what makes it worse when I do when the switch is flipped and I get all |
| 1:09.3 | shaky and sweaty. You go straight to but the thing is and this is the thing if you're like a really |
| 1:13.0 | powerful guy and like you know Taekwondo and stuff you got the confidence that you don't |
| 1:16.5 | have to go straight into I'm never coming back here right nuance that's all I've got |
| 1:20.2 | one I've got I've got either we're the best friends in the world or I'm never coming in here again. |
| 1:23.6 | That's my problem. And unfortunately, you know, the victory is theirs when I come in the next week. |
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