Hello, children. I'm Sir Nigel Longstock, known to you as your unky Nigel, except in Tennessee

where I am legally enjoined from using that term. I need to talk about a subject that's just for

grown-ups, so I'm going to have to ask the millions of children who listen to this podcast to

leave the room. Are you gone? Okay, my fellow adults, I know you're busy, what with paying

income taxes and reading hardback books, but I need just a moment of your time to talk about

an issue that affects us all. The modern economy has left Americans bereft of rich tobacco

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shirts by Cowboy Astronauts, the cigarette that is definitely not for kids. Designed by Johnny

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and starting next week, you can buy them. My God, it's like a dream come true

as a shirt. I'm Sir Nigel Longstock, reminding you to enjoy the grown-up flavor of cowboy

astronaut cigarettes, unless you're a kid, in which case you should never have heard any of this.

Good day.

You're listening to the co-main event podcast, and now your hosts, Ben Folks and Chad Dundas.

That's right, you're listening to another episode of the co-main event mixed martial arts podcast.

I'm your co-host from BleacherReport.com, Chad Dundas, and joining me, as always, from

MMA Junkie and USA Today. It's your friend and mine, Mr. Ben, folks.

Ben, uh, cat's out of the bag, man.

Co-main event podcast is about to launch a brand new t-shirt over there at Cotton Bureau.

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