Episode 329: Roy Boy
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2022
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Danish starts the festivities by talking about how a woman sitting behind the bench at an NHL game shared an observation she had with an equipment manager. Spoiler: it has nothing to do with hockey - she was giving him a warning about his health. After that, Danish talks about how a former Comedy Store manager needs to capitalize and go on 90 Day Fiance. Sticking witjh 90 Day Fiance, Danish talks about a current castmates baby daddy (you gotta hear this!). O'Neill discusses a UFC fighter, who is apparently intentionally knocking out his sparring partners. He also shares his thoughts on the current season of Cobra Kai. Then, Danish switches gears and gives a MUCH needed update to a recent story: it's about the woman who was on 90 Day Fiance who started selling her farts in jars. Well, it turns out the business turned out to be not so great for her health. After that, there's discussion of an Indiana legend, Roy Boy Cooper from the Badlands! This guy is an original Tiger King type of dude. Hear how some residents of Oakland and San Francisco are trying to deter car thiefs (it's an unorthodox technique). There's some miscellaneous discussion to close the show about how "beautiful" LA has become, the vigilante group - the Guardian Angels, and even a little more Cobra Kai.
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| 0:00.0 | Okey dokey |
| 0:31.0 | It's a surprise |
| 0:33.0 | So, it's a fucking good deal |
| 0:38.0 | They call it a Danish |
| 0:42.0 | Danish and Romeo |
| 0:47.0 | Danish and Romeo |
| 0:51.0 | Danish and Romeo |
| 0:54.0 | Danish and Romeo |
| 0:58.0 | Danish and Romeo |
| 1:02.0 | Danish and Romeo |
| 1:09.0 | Danish and Romeo |
| 1:14.0 | You nervous about buying a mattress online? Don't be! |
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| 1:25.0 | And two free pillows for our listeners at helix sleep.com slash D&O D&O |
| 1:31.0 | Yes! Finally, the reins of Los Angeles have stopped |
| 1:35.0 | The helix, yeah, the rain |
| 1:37.0 | Dude, I blew a tire of driving and fucking hit a huge ass pothole |
| 1:42.0 | Fucking destroyed my tire |
| 1:44.0 | Man, just got brand new tires too |
| 1:46.0 | Fuck you Los Angeles |
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