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Slop Quest

Episode 328: Two for Flinching

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Yello there. And we're back from our Christmas/New Year's break. Happy new year to you and yours. We hope this is a horser of a year for us all and the world at large. O'Neill starts the show talking about why we are recording via Zoom and talks about his recent trip to the great state of Tennessee. Did Paula Deen's restaurant live up to the hype? Listen and find out what the random woman he met thought about Paula Deenie's weenie's (hot dogs!). Danish talks about some interesting fashion he saw on a recent trip. This leads us down a path talking about authentic cowboys vs. people who just dress like cowboys because they're trying to be cool or get the rub off the real 'boys and 'girls out there. O'Neill details the sweet offer John Little recently gave him, and Danish talks about why John used to be called "the candy cane assassin". A recent DISTURBING video featuring Ari Shaffir and two dogs is discussed. If you seek out this video, viewer discretion is advised and keep in mind, NSFW or really anywhere. After that, we talk about someone who used to spend a lot of time at the Comedy Store, "the Great One". We talk about his unique fashion and how he left to become a trucker. There's some brief Cobra Kai discussion, and Danish shares an article he found detailing Marty Cove, the actor who plays Sensei John Kreese's, real life problems from playing the Kreese. Danish talks about a recent encounter he had with Brian Holtzman. There's a brief Holtzman update and talk of how he could be the greatest Craigslist success story of all time. There's also talk about why Holtzman is a fashion plate. There's some talk about Jake Paul saying he may already feel the effects of CTE. Then, we're off to England, where a woman, who used to be a man, has gotten into some trouble for various offenses (none of them are good!). One of them involves an Alsatian, aka, a German Shepherd. Wonder what Nate Diaz has been up to? Well, look no further, because we get into it. Hear how he made a "splash" at the Jake Paul fight. This is some real 209 Whole Foods shiz. We nitpick an article about an incident involving Chael Sonnen fighting some guy in a hotel. After that, it's off to Australia to discuss how one man foiled a 15 year old car thief. O'Neill relates to the tale and tells a story of something he experienced with well known dog lover, Ari Shaffir.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, well, well, well, welcome back to the show. We had a bit of a hiatus. We almost took another hiatus.

0:07.4

Yeah, we're on, uh, we're on the Zoom first time in a long time. Yeah. I might, uh, looks like I might have the vid.

0:15.4

Yeah, that cron. You were exposed to the chronic. Yeah, it's weird. I, uh,

0:21.3

over the holidays drove 4,200 miles to Tennessee and back. Didn't get anything.

0:29.6

And then when I got home, turns out family members, uh, local family members may have infected me.

0:36.6

It's like a car accident. They say, uh, usually happen a mile or two from your own home.

0:42.0

That is true. Yep. Dude, especially because we went to this fucking place called, uh,

0:47.6

Gaylord Opera Lab. It's like a 17 acre indoor place in Nashville. It was insane.

0:56.3

And I was like, Oh, we're definitely going to fucking die in this place.

1:00.8

It didn't get any. I did not meet Gaylord. This place was like, uh, we were talking to some lady.

1:07.2

Well, everywhere was a line. Like, if you wanted to eat, it was an hour away.

1:11.1

Some lady was bitching to me about, uh, the Paula Deed restaurant and live up to her expectations.

1:17.7

Like she was her hopes are shattered. Yeah, she was like, I thought it'd be better.

1:23.3

And I was like, really? You thought the Paula Deed chain restaurant inside this fucking hellhole would be better.

1:32.0

Did she get a share that said, I ate a Paula Deed restaurant. I haven't heard one end bomb yet.

1:37.4

She said, uh, she was devastated when Michael and Paula Deen got divorced.

1:42.9

Michael, I heard Michael, I heard Michael runs a few of those. Hello, I am. He's a bus boy in there.

1:50.6

Hey, they also had that they had an indoor water park at this fucking place, too.

1:56.7

Whoa, she called the wit. He loves indoor water parks. I'm glad you brought that up because the lady who was

2:03.4

disappointed in the Paula Deen restaurant, she also said, we usually spend Christmas at the great

2:11.0

Woolf Lodge. So what happened? Why did she change it up this year? She just thought she thought this

2:19.3

place would be like, uh, sweet, but it was devastated by the Paula Deen stuff just couldn't get over it.

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