All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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It was hot.

It was really quite something.

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Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

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You know, get all gussied up.

Damn it.

Go fill our bellies full of steak.

And then boom, right out to the sex club. Yeah, that was the plan. Yeah, instead, I got derailed with this fucking chest cold. Fortunately, I'm feeling better. So you're going to have to settle for brunch today.

Maybe next weekend we can go to the fuck club.

For sure we are.

And fuck only each other because that's what happens there.

Well, and rightfully so. Oh, 1,000%. I've never seen anyone there that I particularly wanted to bang. Now, we could stack the deck. In fact, your friend, so kind, we contacted you what yesterday, day before yesterday? Yes. With an amazing offer. Hey, would you guys like me to come over and fuck you in the middle of the night while Brian's sleeping? Yep. So sweet. Thank you so much. That was lovely. However, I was sick as a fucking day. You were on death store. So that did not happen. I didn't want you to miss out, but there was nothing I was doing. What a guy, though. I thought that was so nice. That's literally how he put it. Like, hey, if you guys could benefit from this,

I would totally come fuck your brains out. I'm like, I wish we could make that happen. Yeah. So what my thought is, we'll stack the deck maybe next week. And now, he had an amazing gig yesterday, so he couldn't do it because I was going to try to make it happened yesterday, but I had a business thing last night also, so it wouldn't have worked out. But my thought is we give him a shout and go, hey, what are you doing? Can you be there at, you know, whatever time? And we have him come in. Yeah, but he works on the weekends. But it's okay. We can have him come in late. We could do a late And I think it's going to have to be late. We don't have a choice. That's like 2 o'clock in the morning kind of late. Are you fucking insane?

I didn't get to bed until 2 o'clock in the morning kind of late. Are you fucking insane?

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