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Hi. Hi, you sound horrible. I'm sick again. What the hell, man. Just in time to go to Montana for

Christmas. What's so funny about that is, 2024 has been like the year of health for me. I stopped drinking. I lost 50 pounds. I'm going to the gym five days a week. And yet I have been sick like every other week this year. Yeah. And then we're getting ready to go to the coldest part of the country for five days for Christmas. So that'll be fun for you. Maybe it'll kill all the germs. Well, let's keep our fingers crossed.

They'll just freeze and freeze off and die.

Yeah, most of the people listening to this are probably listening like right as the holidays are ending, wrapping up. So. Yeah, we're doing this before because we leave Monday. What is today? Anyway, it's Saturday. Jeez. We have two days till we go home for Christmas

And I'm super excited

But yeah, it's going to be a nice vanilla week

For us, no sexy fun, so

Yeah, I'm actually looking forward to, I mean, I'm not looking forward to freezing my ass off by any stretch of the imagination. But I am looking forward to just getting away and getting some clarity. And, you know, it's been a lot, man. We've had a lot going on the last six months, five months for

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