Merry Christmas, everybody. It's Phil Henry here. We got just a few days, a few shopping days before Christmas. Let me get some shopping stuff out of the way for you. Go to our merch store at Phil Hendryshow.com. And there, you can pick up T-Sherstitch. You can pick up the Jay Santos Citizens Auxury Police shirt. You can pick up the Ted's of Beverly Hills pullover. You have the sweatshirt there. We have the chef's coat there. We also have the chef's apron.

That's just from Ted's of Beverly Hills. And we also have, of course, stuff from Bobby Dooley.

We have Margaret Gray's Little Bird To Me T-shirt. We've got the Phil Henry Show baseball caps.

All kinds of merch from all kinds of characters, all kinds of guests that we've had on the show. Belmar Academy football jerseys from the great coach Dozier School. And don't forget Coach Dozier's blowgo mug, his own coffee mug. You can get

that the blow go blow a goat. That's Coach Dozier. Yeah, we got it all, man. We got it there

in our merch store at Phil Hendry Show.com. Not to mention we got shot glasses, we got coffee cups, we got it all. And get a gift subscription, too, to the World Famous Phil Henry Show website.

So you've got the merch, you got the shows, you're set, you can sit there.

One, two, three, hike.

You know, you're into the world.

Yes, you are, into the very weird world of Phil Henry at Philhenry Show.com,

the greatest value online other than porn.

Herb, how are you?

Phil, I'm great.

It's been a long time since I've been allowed on your program.

It's always I did wrong.

It's nothing you did wrong.

You didn't do anything wrong, Herb?

We just, you've been busy, haven't you?

Well, yes, I've been busy, but I haven't been so busy that I can't appear on the Hill-Henry show,

but I understand you consider me to be probably one of the more odious people that you've known.

No, you're a controversial guest, yes, Herb, but I got no problem having you on the program.

Well, that's nice to know.

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