Hello, I'm Margaret Gray, and today I will discuss something very sensitive, and that is the fact that I am a witch.

I'm saying this now to you, Phil and the crew, they're not here, so they can't sit here and gopaw with the big wide teeth that you often see in the monkeye kingdom, what I call the chimpanzee?

And I say that because they're not here to laugh at me.

I'm a witch. I have been practicing witchcraft. It doesn't matter. I'd like to tell you that

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So, Margaret, you've been watching the show Discovery of Witches?

Yes. As have you.

And I have. Yeah, Jackie and I are watching the show. I like it a lot.

And for those of you that haven't seen it, it's a show that I think is a couple of years old.

It's like, I think we're at a season three now.

Well, what they call a series. Okay, a series.

Is it made, where was it made?

I think it's made in England.

Anyway, it's got Matthew Good, an actor I really like a lot.

And an interesting story about how modern times, how vampires, witches, and demons exist in modern times, but they have to coexist and they

have to adapt. Well, this is why I wanted to bring this up tonight with you, Phil, and I don't

want anyone sitting here to laugh. Do you understand? Okay. I mean, what are you going to say?

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