Congratulations. You've made a wonderful consumer choice. You're listening to election profit makers.

Your guide to winning and losing money on political outcomes and current events.

At least that's what it says on the tin. Now let me open this can of sardines and see what they really smell like.

Hmm, hints of weightlifting in Dawson's Creek analysis. This might just be this. This might just be the political podcast I'm

looking for. But I have one simple question. What are the names of, what are the names of these

two sardines snuggled up so tightly against each other within this tin? Who are the hosts of this

podcast? Well, my name is David, and I'm joined on the line by John.

Hey.

Hi, John.

How are you?

Good.

How are you doing?

Do most podcast hosts ask how each other is doing, or should we stop doing that?

I don't know.

I don't know.

But I really do want to know how you're doing.

You look great.

Thanks.

You look great, too.

Are you back to lifting weights again? I am. My shoulders started to feel better and I started lifting and swimming again. So in the past seven days, I've exercised seven out of seven days in one form or another, either lifting or swimming. Oh, so you're back. Because I got to make up for lost time. And if it's all right, if I keep talking, what I'd like to say, since this podcast explores the intersection of politics and weightlifting, I ran out of muscle tech, the powder that you turned me on to.

So I went to GNC to buy more muscle tech, and they were sold out.

So the guy sold me this other powder.

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