Episode 326 : Happy Thanksgiving!
Life After MLM
Roberta Blevins
4.2 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
I have been saving this Chick Tract for a Thanksgiving Bonus Episode! Grab a drink, or prep your turkey with us as we dive into the most hilariously ridiculous Chick Tract we've read so far, as we learn the "true" story of Thanksgiving from an evangelical lens. Happy Thanksgiving from us to you!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, I'm Roberta Blevins, and this is live after MLM, a podcast where we worked and the stigma of failure in an industry systemically designed for you to fail. |
| 0:20.1 | Join us as we dive into the real lifelife stories of survivors, experts, and advocates as we |
| 0:25.7 | debunk the common myths and fallacies of cults, frauds, scams, and multi-level marketing. |
| 0:31.6 | Thank you. The |
| 0:40.3 | The The The |
| 1:13.6 | The Hey, hun bots and hon bros, happy Thanksgiving. |
| 1:38.6 | Gobble, gobble. |
| 1:40.5 | We have a special bonus episode today. |
| 1:43.1 | It's a quick one. |
| 1:44.0 | You can listen to this while you're, I don't know, stuffing your turkey or pulling the stems off your green beans. And if you are somebody that doesn't cut the stems off your green beans, how dare you, sir? Awful. Do it. Seriously. Cut the stems off. I get my green beans the way nature intended by getting a can opener and opening it. I got a bag of Herrick-Cubeer beans waiting for me. But before we get into prepping Thanksgiving, there is a chick-track, the missing day, that has a literal turkey on the front of it. When I saw this, I was like, this is obviously a Thanksgiving chick-track. I didn't really look into it. We might be wrong. but this is our Thanksgiving gift to you while you're prepping for the day, waiting for your family to arrive or |
| 2:22.5 | driving to wherever you're going to be. We just wanted to have something a little funny and silly |
| 2:27.0 | and ridiculous headed your way on this Thanksgiving. And you know what? If you listen to Jane |
| 2:31.8 | Borden's episode, there might be some correlations here. You know what? I think that we might be having some correlations. I'm excited. Oh, I am too. So the setting. It is a family's house. They got the mom and the dad. They're in the kitchen. And the mother is at the oven. There's a turkey in the oven. And the father says, the mob is on the way. |
| 2:52.1 | How's dinner coming, Lucy? |
| 2:53.7 | And the wife says, it'll be on time. |
| 2:56.2 | I hope they will. |
| 2:57.5 | And then it cuts to an exterior shot where it's family members like getting into a van. |
| 3:03.7 | And they're all complaining. |
| 3:05.3 | And someone says, I hate her cooking. |
| 3:07.9 | Someone else says, shut up, Martha, that's my aunt. |
| 3:10.9 | Ugh, God. |
| 3:12.4 | And then there's a little kid who's like, my blood sugar is low. |
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