Episode 326: Cat Nips
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
The show starts out with Danish telling a cautionary tale about the LA Zoo. Baby Barb found herself in quite the pickle there. After that, we give an update on a topic from last week's show. Someone wrote in talking about the street-whip scene in Hawaii (and no, we're not talking about cars). We then move on to a polygamist UFC fighter, and the tale of a polygamist with 150 kids! O'Neill brings up his frustration with something an actoooooooooor said recently. Finally, it's time to move on to this week's entree: the analysis of a woman who was said to have been breastfeeding her cat on a recent flight. This leads to many questions and a lot of pontificating. After that titillating conversation, Danish talks about a delivery driver he saw in a nice whip (this time, we are talking about cars). Last but certainly not least, we talk about a story out of Georgia where a webcam model accidentally discharged a firearm in a VERY delicate area of her body.
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| 1:41.3 | Which you don't do listen to beach cops everybody check it out, but it's a great gift for the holidays |
| 1:47.8 | But that is true after I left here I met the family at the Los Angeles Zoo |
| 1:55.9 | Okay, went to the zoo on my way there received a text from Courtney major crisis. What happened bear? Baby Barb |
| 2:07.2 | Have you ever been to the LA zoo? Oh, yeah |
| 2:10.5 | Near the snake when you go in for the snakes, baby Barb. She fell in loves the snakes really |
| 2:17.6 | There's a big snake statue outside on the ground |
| 2:21.3 | There's the head and then like a kind of there's two coil areas one near the head one near the tail |
| 2:26.0 | Let me guess she got stuck |
| 2:29.8 | Stuck in the constrictor in the constricted snake. Oh, no statue has this happened a lot |
| 2:37.4 | I mean with so the head is the bigger coil area tail smaller |
| 2:42.9 | Coil area she went to the tail and she can stand and it's fine. I've seen her do it. You can stand under the tail |
| 2:49.2 | It's on the ground. Okay, so she sat down in the legs. Oh |
| 2:54.8 | Body got yeah, she it looks I'll show you a picture. She looks like she's being constricted by the snake |
| 3:01.7 | And so Courtney solo I think it was actually her first solo venture with both kids out like to a place |
| 3:07.8 | Oh boy wearing baby Bob, so she really can't do much |
| 3:13.9 | In terms of trying to help. She used to go up to a random family. It's excuse me |
| 3:19.8 | I need some help my daughter is stuck in this snake right here the guy |
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