Episode 325: Ain't That Some Bull Whip

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The show starts with a wild tale of a man on the streets of LA wielding a bull whip, causing a ruckus in an old fashioned wild West sort of way. There are many questions involving this scenario, which leads us down various paths. Speaking of bulls, Danish explains a scene he recently watched on 90 Day Fiance involving a very special and delicate part of the bull's anatomy. Finally, the Michael Rappaport (background is provided for context) mystery is (kind of) brought a close! We get some answers with an audio clip that was emailed in. Hear what the 'port has to say for himself. After that, Danish reveals that he has a new hero, a 100 year old woman who is a competitive swimmer! What a trailblazer!!! Speaking of trailblazers, we discuss a story involving the 209's own, Nate Diaz, and you guessed it, a Whole Foods. This is a wild tale (as old as time). We finish the show talking about Ari Chauffeur's culinary skills and an item he likes to cook for close to 24 hours. Also, O'Neill talks about a rumor Ari spread about him.

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0:00.0	Okay, let's kick it off
0:30.0	It's a
1:00.0	You
1:22.5	He just wants that punani man give it to him damn it, or he's gonna take it by force allegedly
1:27.2	He needs it. He wants it and he's gonna get it. That's a classic Steven Segal track. Yep
1:35.3	Mo I don't know if that is Mojo priest. I might just be Steven Segal is a solo artist
1:40.6	What's the difference? I think Mojo priest. He's got the band with him
1:45.0	Well, he has like something
1:47.0	To make it. Yeah, I don't know if he's featuring himself on her song or vice versa
1:51.8	I think it's a Steven Segal featuring Erica Badu
1:56.2	Is he doing some stuff with Jay-Z?
1:58.6	He is doing a movie with him dude if I were like a
2:03.5	P. Diddy why not just sign him as a joke and
2:07.6	Then produce an album. I maybe is I don't know like a comedy album basically. I heard
2:14.8	Somebody told me a good story. You know Joey Diaz had the theory that he said LA was turning into Mad Max
2:21.9	Yeah, we got to get out of here fucking mad Max on the streets
2:26.0	So somebody was telling me they had a friend who lived I think in the valley somewhere like studio city or somewhere
2:32.1	Yeah, and they were at a Starbucks drive-through and all of a sudden a guy I'm assuming was homeless just comes in
2:39.8	Guys got a fucking bowl whip
2:42.5	What is he Indiana Joe? He's just whipping shit. Just no it's not yeah, just random shit
2:47.3	I don't know if it's cars or whatever in the late the late the lady was so fed up with it that she's leaving
2:56.4	Dude no way is fucking where do you get a bowl whip?
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