Okay, I saw a really funny story in the New York Times right before we started recording. The New York Times is doing comedy now.

More so than usual.

But with that clown show over there, you think they got to it earlier?

I know right.

Headline is U.S. military aid to Ukraine was poorly tracked.

Pentagon report concludes.

The Defense Department's Inspector General found that American defense officials and diplomats

in Washington and Europe had failed to quickly or fully account for all of nearly 40,000

weapons sent to Ukraine. This is the first paragraph.

More than $1 billion worth of shoulder-fired missiles, kamikaze drones, and night division devices that

the US has sent to Ukraine have not been properly tracked by American officials.

A new Pentagon report concludes, raising concerns they could be stolen or smuggled at a time.

Congress is debating whether to send more military aid to Kiev.

Well boys I got to say this looks like a it looks like a

it's like a job for the tardy boys man to find those secret weapons for it.

We're going to be deployed to the Crimea to mostly for accountability purposes.

That's a lot of weapons, right?

That's $1 billion worth at 40,000 weapons like there's a reasonable chance that you could wind up with one like in your home just like a come up you know how

like in British pubs they keep like a shotgun or a gun or rifle over the bar

you're gonna walk into like your local pub in like downtown Chicago and they're going to have like

a thermobaric.

Like a javelin rocket?

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