It sounds simple.

It's what you're thinking.

We should fire Anthony blinking.

These are the sounds of a man that's Yellowstone peeled.

Oh man, dude, I, uh...

Yes, I'm almost done with season one of Yellowstone, and I'm like trying to save my takes for it because I want to do an entire episode.

Maybe I might want to devote my entire life to figuring out the that section of Yellowstone.

Oh man, my favorite shit that they're like I lost it. There's like two old-timers standing on a gate and they're watching John Dutton. It's like 73 year old ass like ride a bucking broncho and one of them's like his doctor's my son and he cut out a

six inch piece of his colon the other day he got cancer and the other one's like,

damn, damn! It's like dude, in what world is like a 73 year old man riding a bucking

bronco after having a foot of his colon cut out.

Well, what he's telegraphing is that, uh, it's real man, uh, you know, ranch in the

Yellowstone and get on bucking bronchos even though they've had

part of their intestines snatched down. That's what a real man does.

But he's also like... A real man defies a doctor's orders and gets sepsis.

Well he's also like having an affair with the governor and I dude, it's just, like, I am very confused by it, right?

Because I was like, I started the show and I was like, oh, like, the concept's great.

Got a great concept.

But the execution is so insane, like someone dies every 15 minutes,

like I know this sounds really boring, like if you've seen the show, you're like, yeah, that's what you all of a sudden is, but you know.

Well, as I said before, it's basically sons of anarchy, but swap out bikers for cowboys.

And then the other thing is, is you will be, you will be, I don't know if you will be relieved

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