Episode 323 - Dick on the New Old Truck
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 September 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
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My Man and I do another show from Burning Man.
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| 0:01.0 | We are on a tight timeline, Stephen. |
| 0:05.2 | Why aren't we on a tight timeline? |
| 0:06.8 | I hope I was mixing up that acid and I, I did the math once and then I thought I should do the math again. |
| 0:12.6 | But then I thought, ah, fuck it. |
| 0:14.4 | Well, what's the worst that could happen? |
| 0:16.1 | We wake up in an alternate reality. |
| 0:18.9 | Rick and Morty is bad math because I, you know, I'm on a, I'm on a mission to debuff acid. |
| 0:29.7 | To debuff it. |
| 0:31.3 | Yeah, because the one hit is way, one tap is way too much for people. |
| 0:34.8 | It freaks them out and they just have a bad experience. |
| 0:37.2 | And then they spend all day trying to explain what it is to be a friend to people they've never met. |
| 0:44.0 | Yeah, I don't want, I can't do that. |
| 0:45.7 | Yeah, I definitely don't want to. |
| 0:47.4 | It's dangerous. |
| 0:48.1 | So I mix it up. |
| 0:48.8 | I put, I put three in eight ounces. |
| 0:52.6 | Right. |
| 0:53.2 | And then I figure that's, and every, then I figure every ounce has three eighths of a hit of acid, right? |
| 0:58.3 | A simple math, right? |
| 0:59.6 | It doesn't seem like it should be right, but I think it is something that my gut feels like that one might be a touch off. |
| 1:04.6 | What I, well, what I do is I do it with easier numbers like I bump up the numbers that are easy so that I can do the math. |
| 1:12.0 | It's like in physics classes where like gravity's just 10. |
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