Episode 322 - Are Those Bats Buffy?
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2021
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
The fragile indoorsman returns for an episode all about bringing a dog to breakfast, bears and wolves taking over the world and the most likely animal to kill you in your home state. Enjoy!
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | We got a oh we are rolling we are rolling we got a |
| 0:03.0 | We got a hurry. Oh there's a bleep right out the gate. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm not kidding I look down and I'm thinking to myself I've already have something to bleep and it was at three |
| 0:14.8 | seconds in well at least we know it's on the time come yeah I don't have to listen to |
| 0:21.7 | the whole show thank God to find the part where I have to bleep something |
| 0:26.1 | Thank the Lord because this fucking show right oh yeah there we go again |
| 0:37.5 | I'm gonna drop now I have to listen now I have to listen to 33 seconds of this trash I'm me oh wait I'm gonna drop F-bomb at like 36 minutes just to... |
| 0:45.0 | So that I have to listen to 36 minutes of this trash. |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah. Of this garbage. |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, this episode of Hank Patterson's Outdoor Mis Adventures is brought to you by the patrons, the pro-staffers, the people that subscribe to additional content of this show at Patreon.com forward slash Hank Patterson. If you want to be a pro-staffer, you would think I wrote that. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah, that sounded really good. |
| 1:08.0 | That sounds very good and especially you're like... |
| 1:09.0 | Look we need your money to keep this thing going, okay? |
| 1:12.0 | Please. I had to pay it. I had to pay this thing going. Okay? |
| 1:13.0 | I had to pay Kevin $300 to show up this week. |
| 1:16.0 | That's the only way to get the son of a bitch back. |
| 1:18.0 | So I really need your money. |
| 1:20.0 | So go to Patreon.com. |
| 1:22.0 | forward slash Hank Patterson, because that's how we pay for |
| 1:24.7 | this show and if you saw the room that we were in right now and what we put into producing |
| 1:31.9 | this show you would think the hell do you need the money for? |
| 1:34.1 | Huh? What do you need money for? To put another piece of foam on the wall of that walk-in closet? |
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