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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 321 - Diving For Lobster

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Among other nonsense and hilarity, this week Hank is talking about harvesting lobsters, keeping an eye out for humpback whales, people watching at the mall, a great place to get inside in West Yellowstone, Newsies the musical and running into a parade on the river. Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This ought to be a daisy, a daisy, a daisy, a daisy, a daisy, a daisy, a daisy,

0:09.8

it is, what is it, hold on, it's 7 PM. It is 7 PM the night before this comes out.

0:17.0

Not well not right now not for you for me right now right now as I record this it is 7 p.m. on Wednesday evening this comes out I put

0:27.7

them out at 1 a.m. right 1 a.m. on Thursdays and so so the minute everybody wakes up, they've downloaded and they haven't,

0:36.1

you're so tired, you wake up, it downloads to your phone, you don't have enough time to even think

0:40.8

about letting it download to your phone. There it is.

0:43.6

So, anyway, so it's 7 PM right now.

0:46.8

When you're listening to it, it's not 7 PM anymore.

0:50.7

It's whatever time you started listening to it.

0:52.8

For all, look, some people are listening to this months away from now.

0:57.8

It may, so it's the, I believe the 16th of June, 2021.

1:03.0

2021.

1:04.0

For all I know, somebody's going to be listening to this on the 12th of May,

1:08.0

at 2024.

1:10.0

And they're going to be like 7 p.

1:12.0

Holy shit, 7 p.m. What hey what day what time do you have?

1:17.1

What time do you all God I over slept at 7 p.m. It's not not for you. It's not for you. It's not 7 p.m.

1:27.4

But it's 7 p.m PM for me. I'm behind and I'm just letting you know hold on. Hold on.

1:37.5

I got it. Let me get this. Let's get started. Let's do this right. It is 7 p.m. Let's get this open right. Oh God you hear that. Oh that's sweet sweet magical sound of a beer opening and there it was so I am drinking a peanut butter milk stout from Belching Beaver

1:48.4

brewery. So I was in the store the other day I'm'm walking through the store and let me be more clear

1:55.4

I was walking through the beer section of a store the other day and I'm just like I'm just gonna grab whatever beers

2:01.3

You know something I've never tried and I've never tried and I have never tried and

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