Episode 321: Yankees Walk It Off On Opening Day, But Don't Extend Judge
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2022
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
A good day and a bad day in the life of a Yankee fan. The good: the New York Yankees are 1-0 after a walk off win off the bat of Josh Donaldson, to beat the Red Sox on Opening Day. The Bad: the Yankees failed to extend Aaron Judge, and he will play the rest of this season with uncertainty about his future. Just another emotional rollercoaster day in the life of a Yankee fan. It feels so good to have the Yankees back in our life. Hubbs, Tommy and Marty break down the day, and take a look at the rest of the weekend. Outro song: Rising Sun (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the world, they need to hide it again. |
| 0:35.0 | They're a cheater, it's his final game, with a walkoff single. |
| 0:40.0 | They're a cheater, with fantasy, because reality, did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.5 | There's a fly ball, it's his lip, it's on the plate! |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a yank, these are going to the world, third round! |
| 0:54.5 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.5 | It is Glaver Day, and he is a Glaver of the Month! |
| 1:06.5 | Throw game over, Yankee win! |
| 1:10.5 | Yankee win! |
| 1:15.5 | Oh, what's up, what's happening, welcome to another edition of the short porch A Special |
| 1:26.5 | Opening Day edition of the short porch, we're happy! |
| 1:29.5 | Yankee's won! |
| 1:30.5 | A walkoff extra in his 11th inning, I mean, God. |
| 1:33.5 | Yankee's right, of course it had to go 5 o'clock and pull out our fucking hardstrings and |
| 1:40.5 | Garry Cole, man, just couldn't have a worse first inning. |
| 1:43.5 | It settled down, short, figured to stop, didn't give up another run, good job. |
| 1:47.5 | Bolton was excellent, Josh Dalton, the hero, and I fuck, I'm already about to say the same thing. |
| 1:52.5 | He's maybe Tommy's well, but I just love the sky. |
| 1:55.5 | I love you, I love everything he brings to the table. |
| 1:57.5 | The way he rounded first after, like just fucking screaming, I love everything about him. |
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