Episode 320: Full Season Preview + Predictions
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2022
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
The 2022 MLB season is just two days away and we're here to give our full season preview for the Yankees, as well as recap the entire offseason to see how the team stacks up against the rest of the AL East. We also discuss recent news such as Greg Bird somehow returning to torment us, and how Higgy has suddenly decided to become Barry Bonds. To close out the episode, we continue our annual tradition of predicting random stat categories to see who owes the rest of the gang a nice dinner by season's end. Turns out we didn't learn anything from last year, as we once again struggle to comprehend how a snake draft works. Outro song: Monsieur Delon (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the world, the Yankees are hiding again. |
| 0:35.0 | They're a cheater and just final game with a walk-off single. |
| 0:40.0 | They're a cheater who are fantasy, the country, reality. |
| 0:45.0 | Did you have any depth? |
| 0:47.0 | There's a fly ball piece to left, it's on its way. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes. |
| 0:50.0 | And the Yankees are going to the World Series. |
| 0:53.0 | All right, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.0 | It is Labor Day, and he is the Labor of the Month. |
| 1:06.0 | Fall game over, Yankees win. |
| 1:09.0 | So Yankees win. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh, what's up, what's happening? |
| 1:24.0 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barstle Sports, a full season preview episode. |
| 1:29.0 | In studio, myself, Tommy Smokes, TJ's here, he's alive and well. |
| 1:33.0 | Noah's here, mushers, chugging, Coca-Cola. |
| 1:36.0 | What the fuck was that? |
| 1:39.0 | That was thirsty. |
| 1:40.0 | That was insane. |
| 1:41.0 | Do you have cups? |
| 1:43.0 | How do I just do bottles? |
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