All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

This might be a scary thought for some of you, but New Year's Eve is just around the corner,

which is like Swinger Christmas.

It is the big holiday for us slutty people.

And if you're wondering what might be happening in your area or whichever city you happen to be

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terrible. It's always so funny. People are always like, so what do you do in Vegas for New Year's?

Because it's like this exciting thing. Vegas has become one of those like top five cities you must

visit for New Year's before you die. Like the third most expensive city to visit or something.

I don't fucking know. But anyway, New Year's, New Year's Eve, I don't, I'm not leaving the fucking house.

I'll be in bed by eight.

I don't give a fuck.

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