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So you and I've been talking quite a bit lately about this concept of like icks or turnoffs in the lifestyle

and how sometimes they're completely logical and make total fucking sense.

And other times they are just, it feels to us anyway, like they are kind of invented out

of our heads.

We don't really even know where they're coming from or able to really explain them to other

people.

I can't even understand them myself a lot of times because, again, I don't know.

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