Hello, smokers, tokers, dopers, and dropouts.

It's me, the god of gonja, Dubie Ruby McGangistar.

Bryson Liz can't do the cold open today.

They're on a little trip with Mary Jane's crazy brother, Delta A.

And they're too busy blowing tea to talk to you.

They told me to tell you that episode today

is a sticky, icky skunk fest for the true herb fans only.

So pop out of that pre-roll, drop out of it.

Pop out of it, honey.

I know, honey, I know.

So pop out that pre-roll, light up that gravity

bomb, inhale that Thai stug and smoke up that knife head.

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to smoke on that true gonja non.

Juffer, stir, juffer, stir.

Juffer, stir, juffer, stir.

Juffer, stir, juffer, stir.

Juffer, stir, juffer, stir.

Ladies and gentlemen, psych, I would never smoke weed ever again.

I would rather die publicly in a horrible way.

I'd rather be on a little, I'd be on a fucking plane, right?

And there's guys get up and we're going to take this thing over.

We're crashing this into the Pentagon.

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