Hello, smokers, tokers, dopers, and dropouts. It's me, the god of ganja, doby-ruby-Ruby-Magangester.

Bryce and Liz can't do the cold open today. They're on a little trip with Mary Jane's crazy brother, Delta 8, and they're too busy blowing tea to talk to you. They told me to tell

you the episode today is a sticky, icky skunk fest for the true herb fans only. So pop out of that

pre-roll. Drop out of it. Pop out of it, honey. I know. Honey, I know.

So pop out that pre-roll.

Light up that gravity bong.

Inhale that tie stick and smoke up that knife head.

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to smoke on that true gonjon. on. I know. Let's go to you know. Jeffrey Lepstein.

And

there's going to be

Jeffrey Lxton.

Do you guys get to

Scheme

Jeffrey Leste

and

Jeff,

Jeffrey Lxton

and then? Ladies and gentlemen, psych, I would never smoke weed ever again. I would rather die publicly in a horrible way. I'd rather be on a little, I'd be on a fucking plane, right? And there's guys get up and like, we're going to take this thing over. We're crashing this into the Pentagon. And I'd be like, I'd rather do this than smoke weed. That's what I'd tell the hijackers. Hello, my name is Brace Belden. Hello, everyone. I'm Liz.

Also not smoking weed.

She has an unlit dupe in the corner of her mouth that kind of is stuck to her, yeah, like a kind of 50 cigarette style that just like bobs up and down when she talks.

So it's both dry and well.

I can like feel that. You can. Yeah, I both dry and wet. I can, like, feel that.

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