Episode 320: fLaP FliP fLaP cAp

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Hey! Put down your phone! And put down the other thing that might be in your hand right now! It’s time for another YKS! On today’s program, we’re discovering the intricacies of language, exploring many new and exciting beverage options, and, yes, talking about whacking off. Plus, we’ve got a really cool way to keep peepee off your potty, champagne that even losers can enjoy, and some good old fashioned snake oil. And I’m not talking about that other kind of snake oil! Oh brother! Just enjoy the show…

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0:00.0	3, 2, 1
0:30.0	3, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2
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2:00.0	Did you wait? Did you jack off today? Wait a minute, I thought you said you were going to... I lied earlier when I said... I just wanted to make you feel comfortable. Oh, fuck. I really did. I was in there thinking about you jacking off. I mean, I was thinking about you too, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
2:30.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
3:00.0	the steam, I was thinking a good idea would be to go through and play all of the old Xbox games that are at my Dentists little like can play Time Area, yeah,
3:12.2	and it's a really it's a funny mix because it would it's like Comic Spaces, there's a yeah, there's that, there's like a Super Old Call of Duty. You know, there's some license like IP games in there,
3:24.1	and then there's Gex, yeah, yeah, well, I'm not going back to Gex.
3:29.5	I promise I would never do that.
3:31.3	But yeah, just playing the crap that sits in there
3:33.1	because I think even the,
3:35.2	even like really nice places and if you're a parent,
3:40.0	you know the vibe when you go into the dental place
3:42.6	or the orthodontics place and it's a little too nice in there,
3:45.9	they have like the brick accent wall and you go, yeah.
3:51.4	I went to one of those places one time
3:52.8	when I was having a tooth problem
3:55.2	and went in there, got checked in and everything
3:58.4	and went to go sit down.
4:00.2	It was so nice, it was so quiet and serene.
4:03.0	It was like a massage place like you'd go
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