Episode 319: 150 Pancakes Per Hour

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

And it’s orange!!! No, I’m not talking about the former Mister Diet Coke In Chief, but rather some kind of stupid little fuckin thing you plug into your phone (???) And it Helps You. By letting you call someone else. If they’re, like, super close. Okee doke!! On today’s program, we are changing social media (if our other ideas don’t work out or make sense), drinking some stuff out of a mug (no handles, convenient), and planting some flowers (on the ceiling, hell yeah!) That would be more than enough for one show, but we saw fit to do approximately 3 more things I think. And knowing us…that’s just the beginning. Well hopefully you have enjoyed this episode description as much as I have enjoyed writing it. And oh yeah, there’s a whole show to listen to as well! Not as good as this of course. But still, not too bad. Well, now I need to go to the bathroom.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Yeah, that's right. They're still making your Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, Mike and Jay, I'm still doing this stuff.
0:11.6	They've been going for six years and haven't given it up. So somehow here's another six pack of this type of junk.
0:17.4	Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:19.4	Kickstarter sucks. Yeah, that's right. We're still doing these.
0:22.4	Yeah, Mike and Jay have haven't given this up. Yeah, that's right.
0:27.0	We're still doing your Kickstarter sucks.
0:32.4	TV, JF, you have dishonored the shogun for the last time.
0:40.8	What way are you committing?
0:42.2	Cardi-Cari, ritual suicide.
0:48.4	Everybody want me to wipe ass?
0:49.6	You didn't have to explain what Harry Cari is. We already know.
0:52.8	Yeah, come on.
0:54.4	Where are those type of guys who already know?
0:57.4	Like weaves, you know, I don't know if that's, I'm just kind of a, I just kind of say that.
1:04.0	No, and to be clear, that's Mike saying that I'm JF, I didn't say that.
1:09.4	If you see your first episode, you encounter Mike saying something, you go like, I don't know if that's, you know, and then it didn't mean that's Mike.
1:14.6	Yeah, JF didn't say that with a voice changer.
1:18.2	Oh, producer Dan's gone. He's outside. I can see him right now on the camera.
1:25.0	We can say whatever the hell we want about Dan, Mike, let her rip.
1:28.8	Oh, we got Charlie in the building.
1:32.0	All right. Yeah, just shut the door.
1:33.4	So you know the dog wants to get out of the room out of there.
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