Episode 318: Grubby Pervert Hands
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2021
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Hey, it's me, episode 318. I start off with the guys giving an update on the John Little paranormal situation. John is looking into the hair hauntings! After that, the dudes discuss Bill Shatner going into space at 90 years old (or young, depending on how you look at life). There's some brief space talk, which takes us right into Demi Lovato's hot new show about extraterrestrials. Hear what word she feels should NOT be used to refer to them. Take note, everyone. This is important. That leads into some talk about the Amazon docu-series, LuLaRich. Then, it's on to some sad news. Dog the Bounty Hunter hurt his ankle and can't pretend to look for a fugitive. Get well soon, Dog! After that, hear what one teacher did to protest mandatory vaccines. It's definitely an out-of-the-box approach. We end with a little MMA talk and by talking about the childlike beauty and wonder of GSP.
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| 0:00.0 | Alright, hit her! |
| 0:30.0 | It's a provocation, so it's a fucking good deal |
| 0:37.0 | They call it a Danish, Danish love deal |
| 0:45.0 | Danish love deal |
| 1:14.0 | That's us! |
| 1:16.0 | Oh, yes it is! |
| 1:18.0 | You're looking for Danish, you're no deal, you're in the right place |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah, people don't know if they're in the right place, but you're in the right place |
| 1:25.0 | Oh, they are |
| 1:26.0 | I have a follow-up with the yellow ghost saga |
| 1:31.0 | A lot of people waiting on the edge of their seats |
| 1:35.0 | They want to know, what's going on with John Little's hair |
| 1:38.0 | If you heard last episode, he's having some haunted hair experiences |
| 1:43.0 | Yeah, he sent me a picture and it's just a creepy painting in the hallway of the hotel |
| 1:52.0 | And he's like, got this painting right out in front of my room |
| 1:57.0 | I was like, is that, I don't know if that necessarily is a haunting |
| 2:01.0 | So that's the extent of the haunting and the painting? |
| 2:04.0 | He said he didn't believe in ghosts until he was fondled by this pervert ghost |
| 2:10.0 | He said he ran his grubby hands through my hair |
| 2:15.0 | So he thinks it's sexually motivated? |
| 2:18.0 | He said it's a pervert |
| 2:21.0 | He says this ghost is definitely a pervert |
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