Episode 317: Ghost Hair

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

We open up this week by briefly explaining our two week absence. After that, O'Neill has a paranormal update involving a friend of the show! It will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Danish also has an update about a friend of the show (hint: mamamamamama!). Then, it's some news and notes from around the MMA world (Nick Diaz vs. Lawler, GSP, Jon Jones). Danish talks about the book Mindhunter, which details John Douglas, an FBI trailblazer when it came to psychological profiling. Staying in the world of law enforcement, or in this case "law enforcement", we discuss Dog the Bounty Hunter turning a manhunt into a PR opportunity. There's some talk of Dave Chappelle's latest special. The show closes with Danish talking about some foul-mouthed middle schoolers hanging out at a park for young children. We talk about a way to deter them from using bad language...bringing in the filthiest comics we know to teach them a little about the art of swearing.

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0:00.0	Alrighty
0:04.0	I must stay
0:09.0	I still need you
0:14.0	So what I tell you
0:19.0	I don't feel
0:25.0	It's a free pocket, shower, it's a fucking good deal
0:35.4	They go in there, they show me, they show me
0:48.2	It's a free pocket, shower, it's a fucking good deal
0:58.2	They go in there, they show me, they show me
1:14.2	We're back, first time in two weeks, a little hiatus, sorry everybody but the important thing is we're back
1:26.2	Yes, we are, we're back, you came back off the road, you had airborne Ari Shafir syndrome
1:34.2	Actually, I think I, one of the few men in the world, they got Ari Shafir sick
1:39.2	No, not vice versa
1:41.2	That is something new, not many people can say
1:44.2	A few days later, he's like, I'm getting sick now too
1:49.2	Is it Corona?
1:51.2	Corona, so has he recovered?
1:53.2	I think he did, yeah
1:55.2	It was more of a burning the candle at both ends sort of illness
2:01.2	We didn't get a lot of sleep, we had a lot of fun, probably too much fun
2:08.2	And so yeah, that was the issue, if you want to listen about the trip, check out
2:13.2	Ari Shafir, what's this, the skeptic tank, whatever the latest one is
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