Episode 317 - But I Want A Pelaton!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 30 January 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss the Pelaton bike craze that's sweeping the white lady nation, the weird people who like the ASMR videos, how the group chat Facetime failed on Iphones, why we hate couples who claim they're "so kooky and wacky" on social media who aren't, the simple joy of Dude Perfect, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner". Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee. I am bundled up in my black rifle coffee, hoodie. It's cold. It is what, Antarctica? They said it's colder than Antarctica in Siberia right now in Chicago. I know we talked about this on yesterday's show, but holy shit
0:46.0	they're worried about taking your dog outside for a walk that their faces are
0:51.2	going to freeze off their bodies.
0:52.6	Yeah, they were like, don't take deep breaths.
0:55.8	Yeah, I told you.
0:56.8	Or talk.
0:57.8	Yeah.
0:58.8	Don't do it.
0:59.8	When you're outside.
1:00.8	Imagine taking your little pup out, and his head freezes off his body and just rolls down the street.
1:05.0	What do you do? Well, what are you doing?
1:08.0	What are you A? What are you doing? The dogs can't go inside the house is the problem. So you know you got to walk you got a walk buster at some point.
1:16.8	You can let him out. Yeah, you let him out and it'll be frozen in fear for the rest of his life.
1:22.1	He's running.
1:23.0	Yeah, midstream, his urine freezes.
1:26.0	That's what's happening.
1:28.0	Al Gore can take his global warming and stuff it up his dickhole.
1:32.0	Come on, Al. We're not. I know. I know. Okay. What's the what's the deal? I mean
1:38.7	how do we get this cold you know? How do we get there in America. I love it though. I do. Either way I'm bundled up I
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