Episode 316 - The Little Tiny Cowboy

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss why you're fooling yourself with various versions of trail mix, CNN magically showing up at Roger Stone's house right before the Feds busted him, why the gym is always packed until the end of January, the government shutdown, and why people with with "little man's complex" always feel the need to flex. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee. What are you snacking on? What are you snacking?
0:34.0	You're a snacker.
0:36.0	I'm a snacker.
0:38.0	You are a snacker.
0:39.0	What do you have there?
0:40.0	It's always some form of trail mix.
0:42.0	Yeah.
0:43.0	I feel like you belong in an REI, you know, just suit, not like, I feel like you rock climb
0:50.9	inside an REI. You know I'm from oh hi and like deep down deep down deep down I really am yeah and everything else
1:00.4	is a facade. You know?
1:03.0	What do you have there?
1:04.0	Show the audience what you have.
1:05.0	Whatever I have a wholesome medley.
1:07.0	It's always like what, four kinds of nuts,
1:12.0	maybe a chocolate either an
1:13.4	M&M or a square I don't usually do a chocolate trail mixes with chocolate are
1:20.4	candy bars and don't be fucking fooled. Yeah. I usually do like a raw
1:27.0	almond and then a dried fruit for sugar so that there's no added salt or sugar.
1:33.2	Ah, that's nice.
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