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Episode 312: FOMO Is My Essence

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The Last Podcast Network

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Jackie, Molly and Holden goss about #HotGirlSummer, J. Lo gives soccer star Carli Lloyd a steamy lap dance, and Jackie gets stuck in Page 7 jail. Go to http://expressvpn.com/page7 and find out how you can get 3 months free with a 1 year package. Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://GetQuip.com/PAGE7 right now, you can get your first refill pack for FREE Go to http://buyraycon.com/PAGE7 to get 15% off your order!   It’s nothing but heat madness over on our Patreon page! Patreon supporters get weekly bonus content, ad-free episodes, and more! Cold Funk, Funkorama, Your Call Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/--

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0:00.0

Oh oh is there an osman in the building? Let's get down to business!

0:14.0

Do defeat the Huns! Did the send me daughters? Will I ask for sons?

0:23.0

You're the best saddest bunch I ever met and you can bet before we threw somehow I'll make man out of you except you can't because Mulan is a soldier.

0:39.0

It took me just a few seconds to put it together that you were singing Mulan.

0:45.0

I just watched the 1978 version of Mulan. Welcome to page 7. My name is Jackie Zabrowski.

0:52.0

My name is Molly Nuffel and the only Mulan song I really know is when will my reflection show who I said?

1:03.0

I would sit and watch that music video over and over again and just weep and weep because I thought I was Mulan.

1:11.0

And you know what I couldn't have been any further. My name is told him in the only song I remember from Mulan is Mulan.

1:19.0

Where have you gone? I don't think you'll stay until the war is won Mulan. Where have you gone? I can't wait to be fond of my Mulan.

1:30.0

That's my favorite part. It's that reprise that they have like three quarters of the way through to Mulan Mulan.

1:39.0

That's a great part.

1:44.0

Ginder Bender, Fender, Ginder Me.

1:46.0

That part? Yeah, Fender Bender part. Yeah, the gender Bender part.

1:50.0

Have you watched the teaser trailer for the new Mulan?

1:54.0

I would have to say I have not. I can't keep up with all of these live action happenings.

1:59.0

It's a lot. Yeah. I was literally like this must be a mistake they're doing Mulan.

2:04.0

Aren't they already doing Lion King in Aladdin and Little Mermaid? I feel like they are real and we and I mean G

2:11.0

I guess we'll get into the reviews coming in. I don't want to segue our show. Yeah, we don't need to get into there too fast.

2:17.0

But yeah, it's a big capital Y Yikes. I've been listening to the soundtrack though and the soundtrack rules rules.

2:24.0

It's all right. The soundtrack is great. It's better than Hamilton.

2:29.0

It's an apples and oranges situation. I think I might like it better than the original Lion King soundtrack though.

2:36.0

If someone had a gun in your head and said, what do you enjoy better this apple or this orange?

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