Episode 311: Dragula Season 4 – Episode 8: Killer Clowns
Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race
Colin Drucker & Johnny Also
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
*Apologies for some occasional audio fuzz on the first half of the episode. Just trying to bring the filth this season!
Send in the clowns, it’s time for the final 4 to decide who are the big tops and who are the bozos of the bunch. But before this circus can start, there’s a trip to a dunk tank in the back alley hosted by none other than Merrie in a pair of slippers. Naturally. Bob the Drag Queen brings her brilliance to the judges box for a night of gumjobs, balloon mishaps, chicken sacrifice and, of course, mime stuff. The cauldron bubbles over one more time over who deserves to be in the Top 3 before they head to a nearby nature path full of familiar-ish faces to go kart it to the finish line.
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| 0:00.0 | I |
| 0:23.8 | See dolly Santa me in the top three |
| 0:26.4 | Dracula's top three, all three of them |
| 0:29.4 | has to have Dracula in their fucking blood. |
| 0:33.4 | Us three. |
| 0:34.4 | We don't have anywhere else to go. |
| 0:36.4 | Is this not a Dracula? |
| 0:37.4 | I'm sorry, what? |
| 0:38.4 | You don't have anywhere else to go. |
| 0:40.4 | No, as in like, as in like, okay, let me rephrase that. |
| 0:43.4 | Physically, I do not have other places to go. |
| 0:48.4 | I am limited by my body, but I also know that I do have |
| 0:53.4 | Dracula in my blood, just because it doesn't look like |
| 0:56.4 | what you think it should look like doesn't mean it's not there. |
| 1:00.4 | And I've had to build myself up on my own doing whatever I want, |
| 1:05.4 | when the fuck I want, and fuck everybody else for it, |
| 1:08.4 | either get with it or get out my entire fucking career. |
| 1:12.4 | There is nothing more punk than that. |
| 1:14.4 | Are you kidding? |
| 1:15.4 | I'm fucking hardcore bitch. |
| 1:17.4 | How can hustle even say that I don't have Dracula in my blood? |
| 1:20.4 | I've literally been thrown on the ground by a clown. |
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