Episode 311: Dragula Season 4 – Episode 8: Killer Clowns

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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🗓️ 11 December 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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*Apologies for some occasional audio fuzz on the first half of the episode. Just trying to bring the filth this season! Send in the clowns, it’s time for the final 4 to decide who are the big tops and who are the bozos of the bunch. But before this circus can start, there’s a trip to a dunk tank in the back alley hosted by none other than Merrie in a pair of slippers. Naturally. Bob the Drag Queen brings her brilliance to the judges box for a night of gumjobs, balloon mishaps, chicken sacrifice and, of course, mime stuff. The cauldron bubbles over one more time over who deserves to be in the Top 3 before they head to a nearby nature path full of familiar-ish faces to go kart it to the finish line. Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary Email: [email protected] Twitter: @alrightmary Johnny: @johnnyalso (Instagram) // @johnnyalso1 (Twitter) Colin: @colindrucker_ (Instagram) // @colindrucker (Twitter) Web: www.tasteofreality.com/alright-mary/ www.alrightmary.com BetterHelp Promo: betterhelp.com/AlrightMary (discount code: AlrightMary)

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0:00.0	I
0:23.8	See dolly Santa me in the top three
0:26.4	Dracula's top three, all three of them
0:29.4	has to have Dracula in their fucking blood.
0:33.4	Us three.
0:34.4	We don't have anywhere else to go.
0:36.4	Is this not a Dracula?
0:37.4	I'm sorry, what?
0:38.4	You don't have anywhere else to go.
0:40.4	No, as in like, as in like, okay, let me rephrase that.
0:43.4	Physically, I do not have other places to go.
0:48.4	I am limited by my body, but I also know that I do have
0:53.4	Dracula in my blood, just because it doesn't look like
0:56.4	what you think it should look like doesn't mean it's not there.
1:00.4	And I've had to build myself up on my own doing whatever I want,
1:05.4	when the fuck I want, and fuck everybody else for it,
1:08.4	either get with it or get out my entire fucking career.
1:12.4	There is nothing more punk than that.
1:14.4	Are you kidding?
1:15.4	I'm fucking hardcore bitch.
1:17.4	How can hustle even say that I don't have Dracula in my blood?
1:20.4	I've literally been thrown on the ground by a clown.
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