Episode 310: BONUS! The Bitch Who Stole Christmas

Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race

Colin Drucker & Johnny Also

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4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Merry merry, Mary’s! RuPaul and Company are queening out for Christmas on VH1 in a campy, kooky and occasionally filthy send-up of Hallmark holiday movies. Ru iconically appears alone in front of a green screen for most of her screen time, but acts her holiday heart out. There’s a cavalcade of Drag Race alum, from first outs Jaymes Mansfield and Victoria Porkchop Parker in lead supporting roles to both Latrice and Mayhem in separate bus related cameos. Brooke Lynn Hytes does her best Russian Canadian, Ginger finds the Sharon Gless, Peppermint drives a taxi and then there’s Jan, who’s great, of course, because we love Jan. We spend quite a bit of time on a Justin Hartley related rabbit hole, sort of discuss the hubbub around the Season 14 Meet the Queens (but we’ll probably save that for Patreon), eventually find a connection to 1985’s “Summer Rental” and even work an “A League of Their Own” moment of appreciation into the conversation. Patreon: www.patreon.com/alrightmary Email: [email protected] Twitter: @alrightmary Johnny: @johnnyalso (Instagram) // @johnnyalso1 (Twitter) Colin: @colindrucker_ (Instagram) // @colindrucker (Twitter) Web: www.tasteofreality.com/alright-mary/ www.alrightmary.com BetterHelp Promo: betterhelp.com/AlrightMary (discount code: AlrightMary)

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0:00.0	All right, Mary, I did not see my rocks.
0:19.0	You heard!
0:24.0	She's gonna crack her. She's going up the Christmas tree.
0:27.0	Olivia, do some damage.
0:29.0	She's going to jump from below.
0:36.0	Come with me, Olivia.
0:41.0	I'm just giving you that promotion.
0:43.0	You always dreamed of.
0:47.0	Exactly. A fashion lady boss and cheese?
0:49.0	Better.
0:51.0	We have to say, forge Olivia, you and me, we're the same.
1:02.0	We're no bodies without our careers.
1:05.0	I am nothing like you.
1:08.0	Are you so sure about that?
1:10.0	Aren't you curious about my pregnancy all those years ago?
1:14.0	Who I was pregnant with?
1:18.0	Your parents never abandoned you on that stupid Olivia.
1:22.0	It was a lie.
1:25.0	No, no, that can't be.
1:28.0	I gave birth to you on the steps of gold.
1:32.0	I knew if the magazine found out I was a mother I'd never get as far.
1:38.0	So I did what I had to do for a family.
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