Episode 31 - Shells and Shame
Stellar Firma
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🗓️ 17 January 2020
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Episode 31
Shells and Shame
CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous
The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May the Board have mercy on their souls.
Content warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
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| 0:06.5 | Today I'm here to tell you about the sleep wake cycle. |
| 0:10.0 | From the Born during the Night Plague of 1983, the Stroud Twins have been reunited after a lifetime apart. |
| 0:28.0 | Their way forward lit by dimmest Foxfire. |
| 0:31.0 | As reclamation agents, the Twins are tasked with returning the country to its former glory. |
| 0:36.6 | Confronting the Strouds is a world forsaken of sanity, where shadows rise against the sun and reality is just the husk that dreams have left behind. |
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| 1:05.0 | Mal Ozoviki, Nicky H. Hayden J. Marcella, Hi Mom Garcia, Orrin Ben Shabbat, Ida, Adrian Mersegarba, Sammy, Han Malek, Caroline Rivard, Mamon, |
| 1:18.0 | Lauren Rowlands, Charlie Laurel, Bree, Rachel Penobade, Carrie Coada, two imposters, Elias Soppa, Casey Ray, |
| 1:28.0 | Armando Dicciano. |
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| 2:37.0 | Imagin? |
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| 2:39.0 | Imagin please, I want to talk about Trexel and how I'm not going to beat him with my fists the next |
| 2:44.2 | time he actively endangers my life. Unavailable. |
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