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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 309 - Under the Blades!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2019

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss catch phrases that work for other people, but not yourself.  John Legend f-ing up again... and Jables is back with a redeeming "Crime Corner" this time. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

A ladies and gentlemen,

0:05.0

and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross

0:10.0

Patterson Revolution.

0:18.0

brought to you by Black Jables. It's one of your past times your hobbies. You love dreams Jables. It's wanting to be pastimes, your hobbies. You love when people come up to you at parties or work functions and just talk to you about the dreams they had last night.

0:42.0

Or show me shells that they got. just talk to you about the dreams they had last night.

0:42.5

Or show me shells that they got from the beach.

0:46.5

It's just never quite the same, right?

0:49.7

When you're finding it on the beach, it's just so shiny and great right? Yeah. By the time you

0:55.8

bring it to me, it's an ashtray. Child or otherwise, it looks just like a dry rock.

1:01.2

And nobody cares about the shells that you pick up as much as you now

1:05.7

go ahead I had a dream last night that I was running from the cops underneath the blades again and just trying to get out of the circumstance I was in.

1:20.0

Now the blades under the blades thing do we explain or I think we should didn't

1:28.0

again this wasn't that wasn't your time. So you like to, you heard a phrase on Murder Mountain that you just

1:39.7

great Netflix series by the way.

1:41.6

Suggested by our listeners. everybody's like dude you got to

1:43.8

watch Murder Mountain job we're in and I totally dig it but we had a conversation

1:49.5

after this because during the first episode this guy is so non-Shilinlle and I was like man

1:53.7

yeah I've been under the blades a couple times oh and they just showed the the police

1:58.7

helicopter and him running from the cops and you just just, oh, you fell in love with it. Yeah, because we all do it. We all find

2:09.3

phrases that we like in different walks of life and you're like oh man I think I

2:13.2

think I should add that phrase to my repertoire not me I'm a phrase maker look I am as

2:19.0

well get the fuck off my lawn with that but that one got me stung me you know right

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