Episode 308 - But I'm The First Person To Do THIS!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss the Golden Globes and why everyone in Hollywood now wants to be the first ever at something now after winning an award, why Chris Collinsworth is the worst announcer in the NFL, and Jables drops the worst "Crime Corner" in show history. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen,
0:05.0	and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee. Dooink! What the fuck? What the fuck was that yesterday, James? I've used double doink
0:39.1	way too many times. 50, 60 times this morning. You've said it. No matter matter what happens I'm like oh doink double doink
0:47.8	when Chris Collinsworth said that during the Bears game when that kicker hit the upright and then the
0:57.0	the crossbar afterwards.
0:58.0	Double doink.
1:00.0	It reminded me of how you need greatness.
1:05.0	Fragile life is.
1:05.6	Yeah, yeah, that and you need greatness at big moments like that.
1:10.4	Even one week, Link, can just fuck up a moment forever.
1:15.0	I think the ratings came in a third of the country was watching that game last night.
1:19.0	Probably more because of illegals. I'm kidding.
1:23.0	Sure.
1:24.0	No, but probably more.
1:27.0	Because you can't really accurately measure how many people watching in bars houses you know
1:34.5	all that shit and that's the call double doink
1:40.5	Chris Collinsworth is the goddamn worst.
1:43.2	I want to say this because I'll save it for the sports show on
1:45.8	Drinking Bros.
1:47.6	Sports Companion Show on Wednesday.
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